
I have ended my relationship with Jose.. It's sad, we have had some good years together.. But Jose betrayed me.. Jose and I have always gotten along.. We were great together, and he even loved my friends..
We only argued once, when I invited Cinnamon Schnapps to the party.. I didn't know that CS and Jose didn't get along.. But I learned my lesson and moved on.. I forgave Jose for punishing me, and Jose continued to love me..
For years Jose and I were great together.. We would have fun all night, laughing, joking, singing.. Life was good with Jose.. He would keep me happy all night, then leave before morning came..
Things began as they always do on a night out with Jose.. Jose and a pretty little shot glass.. A little salt and a lime.. Just one shot to get us warmed up.. To make us comfortable with each other.. Then we shared a double Tequila Sunrise.. One after another.. Jose was smooth, sweet, and was easy to manage.. I lost count at 9, but I know that Jose was keeping track.. Jose and I were doing great together..
But then I strayed.. I turned from Jose and gave my attention to Bacardi.. But only for a second! I never forgot about Jose, I knew he was there, but Bacardi sat before me, fizzing with ginger ale and coated with sugar.. Surely Jose would understand? No.. Oh he pretended to understand, but then got his revenge in a parking lot on the way home.. I didn't get angry.. I knew I deserved it.. Jose gave me a good 'talking to' in the parking lot.. I poured out my guts to him, wiped my mouth and got back in the car.. We were ok again, Jose and I.. I knew he had forgiven me and all would be well..
I drifted off to sleep, knowing that although Jose would be gone in the morning, that he would never be far away, but like a good friend, he would leave me in peace for a time.. But the next morning, before I even opened my eyes, I knew Jose was still there.. He hadn't left.. He stayed around to punish me.. He stalked me all day, never giving me a moments peace.. Shining lights in my eyes, banging on my head, berating me so much that I felt sick to my stomach.. There was no escaping him.. I tried hiding behind my friend Alka Seltzer, but he found me.. My champion, Red Bull kept him at bay for a short time but not long enough.. He turned food against me, and even made my dear old friend coffee mad me.. All day long Jose plagued me and well into the night.. Finally around 4 in the morning Jose went away.. Before he did, I told him it was over.. He went away silently and gently and I know he was hurt by it.. Just as I was.. But it simply had to be..
Jose and I are over..
But all is not lost..
Bacardi left me his number :)